Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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