Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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