I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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