Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
it's not cheating when I paid for it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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