I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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