When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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