Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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