Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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