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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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