Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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