Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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