I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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