Your tits are I can't wait for
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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