i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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