Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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