Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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