So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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