Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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