dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
