Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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