hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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