We're like a lot better than the average bears
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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