I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You pole danced in your parka.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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