I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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