I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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