I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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