his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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