I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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