So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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