Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
