He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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