Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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