Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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