I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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