Where did you get a picture of my penis
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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