yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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