On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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