I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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