I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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