You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
this boner is exhausting
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.