so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.