The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So much puke
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.