Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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