like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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