i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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