At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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