i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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