I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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