Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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