I hope mine doesn't look like that
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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