Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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