Someone shit on the floor
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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