My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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