Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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