how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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